Well, after those grueling months, I HAVE been doing other things other than sleeping and eating, you know, although most of it still comprises of eating, nyeheh.
I have been acting as the family driver driving a lot since I came back from Subang Jaya, and predicted horror of horrors, my finally lightening complexion (thanks to weeks of staying in studying) is gone. T_T Thanks Mum, I’m now as dark as ever. >:[
So, what have I been doing after I came back from Subang? Let’s see…
I finished watching Little Nyonya in 3 days apart from sleeping for almost 10 hours a day, mwahahah. 
I have to say, there is a whirlwind craze over the Singaporean series in Malaysia. My cousin in Penang is watching it, my grandma in another taman in S.P is watching it, I, for one, had finished watching it, and when I went back to Pahang the other day, my aunt, cousin and uncle from Bukit Mertajam and Raub were also watching it. Thus, based on these evidence, I can make a rough conclusion that most of the Chinese in Malaysia are watching the drama series.
Jeanette Aw, the main actress of this drama series, is really pretty in baju kebaya!

In my humble opinion, one has to have a slim and graceful body to bring out the beauty of the baju. The same thing applies to cheongsams.
Just refer to this,

this,
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and this.

Hey, why do all traditional Chinese costumes only look good on slim people? This is so discriminating!
Even with the Han Dynasty Chinese costumes!


I’ve always thought that costumes from the Tang Dynasty are very sexy. View reaffirmed by Gong Li in Curse of the Golden Flower (Man Cheng Jin Dai Huang Jin Jia)!
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The boobs are… urm, intimidating. Thinking of it, I think I read somewhere that the workers spent hours every day while filming this movie squeezing those actresses, especially Gong Li, into those tight body corsets to push their breasts up, high. Shucks, that must had hurt. Nevertheless, they sure did form a great view for those horny men who went into the cinema for those assets. =-=
A little more closed-up during the Han Dynasty. Slim body, however, still needed.

See why un-slim people cannot wear cheongsams?

At least, in my very humble opinion. Plump/ chubby Not-so-slim ladies can still look good in baju kurung!

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Fortunately, fashion was kinder towards fat women in the Qing Dynasty.

Okay, you may argue that actresses look good in anything. So, i looked for another picture of commoners (haha) in those Qing costumes to prove that even un-slim people don’t look too bad in them. Or do they? =-=

BUT, I’ve heard that during the Tang Dynasty, fattiness was in. Even the infamous Yang Gui fei, who is one of the four most beautiful women in Chinese history, is rumoured to be fat. Check out this sculpture of hers.

“T.L Tested. Circa 750 C.E., 21″ high this monumental figure of Yang Guifei is the concubineover whom Emperor Xuanzong (712-756 C.E.) lost an empire. She changed the standard of beauty in China and brought rise to the fashion for “Fat Ladies.”
(Quoted from n.d.) (Thanks, Dr Santha, I’m not plagiarising) XD
So, for the record, fat people ruled during the Tang Dynasty!
So, it’s one against a gazillion for the fat against the slim. Still, it’s better than nothing, right? =))
As a pre-law student, I’ve always wanted to visit the parliament, to see all the action and urm, fun in the law-making houses. Why, this is the legislative arm, the government arm which the lower house represents democracy in the form of indirect democracy! Plus, I know that I’d not possibly have the time nor the mood to do so after I finish my undergraduate studies as I’d be too busy as a “working adult”, so, I signed up when Taymun emailed me on this parliament trip without any hesitation. =)
Lol as usual we ladies have to COVER EVERYTHING so I chose a pair of baju kurung which I bought prior to entering the local matriculation college which the policy is also quite similar to the parliament’s.
* Photos a combination of stolen ones from Kershia’s Facebook album and mine.If you’re reading this, thanks Kershey dear!=p



Us waiting for the officer assigned to guide and brief us throughout our visit. Notice the red mat there? I thought mats are meant for stepping on and was taken aback when the guards at the security checkpoint asked us not to step on it. Nevertheless, we all had a good laugh when Kershey stamped on it. College kids, heheh. Apparently, this door is meant for MPs only and we got to enter the parliament through this door because there was no sitting on that day. Shucks.

In the lobby, there were oil paintings of previous Heads of State (Yang di-Pertuan Agong) on the one side and previous Prime Ministers on the other side.

The Upper House (Dewan Negara)

Oh, since there was no sitting on that day, we got to take LOADS of pictures, something that we wouldn’t have gotten a chance to do if there was a sitting! We took pictures of every corner of the parliament and that was really fun!



The President’s seat



After we’re finished camwhoring at the Upper House, we proceeded to the next camwhore destination – The Lower House @ House of Representatives (Dewan Rakyat)

I like this house better, besides the fact that it symbolizes democracy; love how the building is lit up with natural light i.e sunlight (lol).

Somehow, this house gives out a feel of grandeur compared to its stepbrother the Upper House.

Love the colour of the quirky ceiling when it reflected the sunlight!

Front view.

How many chances in your lifetime do you get to camwhore in the House of Representatives?


Group photo <3


Oh, I’ve almost forgotten the funniest part! A friend of ours asked the officer-in-charge during the briefing Q&A session. “Urm, Encik, what if the MPs sleep during the sitting? Will any action be taken against them?” At this point we were so excited I took out my phone and quickly clicked on the recorder to record the answer. Alas, before I could press on the “Record” button, another friend sitting next to me snatched the phone to get a closer and clearer recording. The officer hesitated for a moment and said, ” Ah, untuk pengetahuan anda, MP-MP bukannya tidur dalam sitting, mereka tu, sebenarnya tengah berfikir!” ( Ah, FYI, the MPs don’t sleep during the sittings, they are actually thinking!) His answer was responded by the whole group roaring in laughter! xp Lol it was super hilarious!!! But soon after the laughter died out, I felt like crying, because the “Record” button wasn’t even pressed.
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ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why do things like this always happen to me???!!!!
But I managed to record when the friend of mine asked whether there’s a time limit for them to “think” though, haha. Well, apparently, there isn’t. xp
* I tried downloading audio converters to convert the recording into the formats WordPress accepts but failed miserably. WordPress, you’re making life very difficult for me.
After that, he left us to ourselves to explore the rest of the parliament. Upon exiting the HOR, I entered this hallway with plaques that had the names of MPs of the very first Dewan Negara and Dewan Rakyat to the current one. Pretty cool.



Notice that there are a lot of wooden carvings in the parliament which are quite quaint.
Continuing our adventure at the parliament, we then noticed a special secluded area.
A smoking area for the MPs!!!!
Okay whatever you say, I’ve not seen enough of the world, but I really had no idea that there’s a smoking area in the parliament!! I mean, who would have expected such a solemn place on earth to have a smoking area, right?

Semi-transparent glass smoked the area.
Push the door open and…

An open air area for our MPs to huff and puff. Well, guess they won’t be able to smoke when it rains. Or maybe, we have a retractable roof like that of Queen’s Court at Wimbledon too!!!^^

But one thing’s for sure. We have a fountain there. For chillaxing, maybe?
Not far from the smoking area, there’s a buffet room like those in hotels for MPs to dine in. Hmmm maybe I’ll be a politician too. xp However, after chatting with the officer, I found out that the MPs do have to pay for their meals, but the amount is puny with them receiving RM300 every time they attend a sitting.
Back to the lobby for another photo session!



Hmmm Red Tape LOL.

Lol blurry picture of the officer and I.





Sultan of Kedah during his younger years!

A picture with the Sultan of Perak too because I’m also affiliated with Perak nyeheheh.



Lol The Promoter in action again. Hahah xp


While waiting for the bus to pick us up,
The Ladies:

All of us:

Peek-a-boo!

Last picture before leaving the parliament.

Blurry but nice picture! <3

Bye, Malaysian Parliament! We had a great time!
Life is truly exciting as we discover new things almost everyday.
Well, today, I’ve just discovered that friggin’ blue-butt ants or more commonly known as semut selangor (See pict below) dig tuna in water (light) too!

My leftover tuna from breakfast which I planned to have as lunch was ruined by these stupid ants!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how could you rob a poor student on a tight allowance of her lunch you evil stupid brainless blue-butt ants!!!


FYI, the black dots on the side are those filthy ants moving about.
There goes my lunch. F***ing ants.
*sob
Short post: I’ve officially achieved the ultimate skill of peeling open the aluminium foil off a yoghurt container without breaking the surface!
As yoghurt-eaters in Malaysia know, we have to peel off the foil and there will be a layer of a slightly hardened layer on the top of the container and the layer of yoghurt will usually be broken when you peel the foil!While I, here, have reached the ultimate level!
Here’s evidence to support my statement. ^^


Uber cool, eh?







